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All of a sudden you realize that the darkness was a complete illusion. All the darkness and negativity and spooky shit and guilt and fear and crap you thought was inside you, and all the bad things you thought you’d done, and all the things you secretly feel terrible about, You realize that’s nothing. İt’s an illusion. The universe loves you, you are completely embraced by the entire universe. You are an incremental part of the functioning of the cosmos. You are an incredible, wonderful, perfect fucking thing. And when you get a glimpse of that, it’s the greatest feeling ever. Because you’re healed. Because that’s what true healing is, man. True healing is realizing you were never sick in the first place. True healing is realizing you just had a little bit of dust on the windshield man…you brush it off, you know? That’s all.
–Duncan Trussell (via ahigherprimate)
It’s incredible that someone who has lived through what he has can still say and believe in all of these things. Incredibly funny dude, incredibly positive dude.
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I do see race because I need to know what kind of handshake to go for.
–Pete Holmes (via getspangled)
this man.
(via ktmeerkat)
Really hope he’s okay with the concussion but he’s been destroying lately because he’s been so spacey.
(via ruinthatmoodyet)
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Mikes Basement Gangbang
i wish i knew pictures like these existed more often. thanks again, rory.
Is this really a gangbang? I have been misled..
Well that night is only classified as a gangbang because someone showed up with their girlfriend, usually its the Friday night sausage-palooza
Not so much anymore. Also miss you!
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Mikes Basement Gangbang
i wish i knew pictures like these existed more often. thanks again, rory.
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How to murder someone: kiss them once and never again.
–(via lngenua)
Wow, that really is murder…
(via whitepeoplelikeme)
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One down, one to go…
Also if any of you have any interest in spending quality time with me before the 29th I suggest doing that because I am about to be either too busy to ever hang out with people or only going to see them at cool/fun hours like late night times.
Also why is everyone so lame and they don’t hang out late at night?
Don’t they know I need to rant and lovingly(mostly) make fun of people?Just can’t win, man.
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QUICK!
Someone come give me some confidence pills.
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I jerk off exclusively with condoms because who knows where my hands have my been!
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I have to make at least one person very angry/upset today and although it is because I am doing something to make my life better(on paper) it will still make them upset.
There are too many things I do not and will not ever understand.
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